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Sunday, 5 August 2012

A night  before exam (be it any, God dammit, exam's exam after all, what's wrong with u people!), when u feel like a complete freak and talk shit and do things which are a serious torture to others, Who comes to your rescue?

Or picture this, It's 1 in the morn and you just reached a station or an airport, whatever the case may be, after a long journey, who will flash in your mind in one go!

Now, that i love my readers like hell, i have one more similar condition for you,
You're on an emotional trauma, where your lover just dumped you for some one else, who is obviously a Looser! No, he/she ain't lucky, folks, ( Exceptions Exceptions- If the girlfriend who went away had real I.Q despite the Hawwt looks) so in this particular scenario who can cheer you up the best way!!!???

Know what,,, this amont of nonsense can only be tolerated by those blessed souls who themselves are that way…:P

Hell yeah!!!  Its our FRIENDSJ

With lovers, initially, some impression maaarna and all that happens , But, with dost-log, you are what you truly are. No need to go that extra mile to match their steps, 'coz they'll definitely match yours someway or the other..!!

Lying to them is simply prohibited, frankly, It's no where a possibility.
They don't judge you by your looks or physical appearance, you are their fav cartoon anyway!
They don't make faces seeing you snoring at night.
They never ever ever ever ever ever tell you, "Let me take the initiative here", while
paying bills!! You're their Finance department after all ;)
For  Them, it's like,You seriously took a bath today, cool, where's the treat..:P
They never make stupid noises when you are on phone
They are your Zipped boxes, and you can confide as many secrets as you feel like in 'em! And after a stupid fight they say  ” dude m gonna disclose ol your secrtes  ” & u get hell scared” yar ise toh sab pta hai ye toh sabko bta dega”…:P

You don't need to be at your best behavior in thier company, actually, u are at your worst! :P
Your Maa has full right to scold 'em just the way she do to you :)
They don't need new clothes for weddings, what u r for , haan?




And most importantly the never stab you or bitch behind your back,whatever they say, they say on your face
And they know even if you are slightly cracked from sides,,,you are and will always be good to them…J

Well!!!! The list is boundless and so the deeds of our lovely matesJ

Every one  has these stupid,smart,ugly, lovely,kutte,kaminey creatures in their life to make this life’s voyage a bit easy,& so do I
And this post is dedicated to the above defined human beings( who are trying to “BEING HUMAN” cz at present they act worse than animal at tymes) to wish them

                                                                     Happy friendship day












Tuesday, 14 February 2012

valentine's day

                                                       
a day f love, a day f flowers, a day f chocolates...
a day that is supposed to be all about sharing love, it can be a disappointment to many...i guess u don't need more hint to have a vague idea dat "BLOGGER" z single ( not by choice of course)
m paying ful justice to my blog's name "searching love"...m still searching it....i wonder wen dis search z gonna end..:P
n believe me after 1 year also i.e. on 14th feb 2013 u'l b reading the same sort f post on dat day also i'b "searching" love....god knows i don't want this previous statement to come true.....
lets end wth dis obnoxious pessimism....cz its a day f love.... n u r reading this cz u thot dat dere must b smthng for u to glance over some love related stories,love quotes,pictures f flowers mingling together....but
 ALAS!!!!!
i cudn't stand up wth ur hopes...
ok....for consolation sake i must write something about love..otherwise u r not gonna hit dis link f blog f mine next tym i post smthng..:P DON'T DO DAT..I TELLL U
so wat zzzzzzzz love acc.  to u?
nature lovers may say.."LOVE Z IN THR AIR"
some mumma's child may say.."mother s synonym to love"
some lusties may say...".BEEP BEEP BEEP....(SENSORED.)...." they r not allowed 2 say anything in public places
i tell u smthng....i googled it.i yahood it,i binged it,,,,there was not e1 a single search engine or site dat provided a cardinal definition f love....those definitions were not convincing to me at least....every search f mine turned out into an epic fail...n thennnn after hybriding ol the definitions i came 2 a conclusion...
 1 can't define "love"...after all its a feeling alltogether... 
the feeling z gonna lose its feel if u stop feeling the feel n start defining dose feels....
n loveeeeeeee.... its the most amazing,delicious... ;) wonderful,fantastic,giggly (ok i m runing out f adjectives..:P) feeling among all....then how can 1 define dat..:) 
love z nothng but just the bouncing f ur heart ven u c sm1 special..yes yes d same 1 u thot f while reading this dis line..:P
love z nothing but just the naughty thoughts ur mind makes up while thinkng f dat sm1 special
STATUTORY WARNING" dere z a thin wall b/w being naughty & being vulgar" 
love z  nothng but just the tears ur eyes shed wen u c dat sm1 special in pain....
rectifying the above said love z nothing.....
LOVE zzzzz everyyyyything..:)
p.s.  hapy valentine's day..:)
p.p.s-----> those mingling flowers  

Tuesday, 8 November 2011


ok now u r not supposed to throw stones at me.. just cz it has almost been like a decade i posted the last blog.....!!!!...i was bsy ol dese days...it mite astonish u...butttttt e1 i can b bsy at times ....*wink* ;)...the pertinent reason y i don't post much f dese posts z....ven i hav got smthyng in mah mind...i don't have wrds..& ven i hv wrds...d mind gets empty...:P  its a battle between dis bloody blunt mind &dis chirping mouth..u don't bother...u just concentrate on wat u r doing.....u don no wat u r doing!!!!!...DAMN IT  .....for ur very kind info i must tel u ...u r wasting ur very very very precious mins f ur lyf in reading dis SHIT...which i hv pursuaded u to read...:P....
& second reason zzzzzzzzz....
I M AN ENGINEER
i wsh i cud deny dis & cut dis statement out f my lyf also...but d fact z
I MMMMM AN ENGINEER

and engineering z quite a bsy job.... :P..don't grin now..:D...IT IS..... half f d engineers hav fallen frm their chairs,cz dey laughed so hard at the above made statement...:P
i'l tel u wat made engg. a tough job but u promise me u'll not preassume every screwed up and subconcious senti person a future engg..... :P   dere r exceptions also...though i nvr got the chance to count the numbers...i'll tel u about dese figures later

engg.(we) are those tiny innocent living creatures who looked puzzled wen asked anything bout their syllabus and know every other damn thing right from the neighbour's wife xtra marital affair to the hot and happening parties in the city

anything happens...its our professor's fault..v olways do our wrk on tym..:D..
v e1 revise it once finished..no we don't bribe our siblings...;) huh!!!!!!!

in viva ol v r concerned wth vomiting watever cmes 2 our sharp mind...regardless f the question asked...:D..lol 

now u must b having a vague idea in ur mind wat engg. are ....    n wat i m...cz unfortunately i belong to same category..;)...
mus b baffled y i narrated ol dis bulshit... d reason z ..thru dis engg.story i wanted to portray my self ...    
i wsh achi photo khichi hai...*wink*


p.s thnx 4 ur precious 5 mins...:)